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If it arrives via a satellite dish, we can help!

Olympics start on 27/07/2012. Events Calender

Never pay again with Freesat. New system complete with dish, fixings, cable and UK made SD Freesat box, installed locally for 199.00 euro !! (HD 249.00 euro).

Contact us for details on the Squish & Squishoflage.

Ask for details on ordering a Free Sky+ HD box.

Raven Mk4 45cm dish & quad lnb 89.00 euro

    Gnomes available again. Manual included. Filtered TV 4 input quad lnb for ADSL and UK or French satellite tv at the same time via a nordnet dish.

90.00 euro

ADSL by Satellite. Agents and Installers for:

Coming to Nrth France July ADSL PayG.

Weekly / Monthly rental of ADSL by satellite, for 15 Euro

Contact us for UK TV special offers

Over 30 years experience in Europe installing and supplying sat tv equipment. In France itself for more than 12 years covering all depts including Brittany, Normandie and our own Pays de Loire with more than 100 clients.

 Please note, we do not supply or install Grundig freesat boxes. Reasons here.

 Latest news.

Portsmouth Pub Landlady has Greek decoder conviction overturned by high court in London. Sky lose again!

Vice President Antonio Tajani the current European Commissioner for Industry and Entrepreneurship and also Vice-President of the European Commission, has instegated an investigation into France's attitude towards the checking of Construction products (directive 89/106/EEC).

Cheap job for cash?

 New mini waste water treatment system in France. Say goodbye to the smelly outdated fosse septiques.

 www.bio-verte.fr

The new site, has videos of waste water treatment systems operation, brochures, explanation on how it all works, frequently asked questions answered, along with copies of arretes and manuals.

Don't get caught out by the Grenelle II Law  on selling your house.

NF EN 12566-3 certification, numero d'agrement and  accepted for installation and use in France by the Spancs.

 Bio Verte are proud to announce their agency award for Balmoral Tanks in France

Mayenne Satellite  promises:

• All products are guaranteed

• Have been in the Satellite TV business for over 28 years

• Were one of the original UK Sky TV Engineers . 

• The network of English speaking Installers cover most depts of France .

• Members of the network are registered as installers in France.

• Available 365 days a year, 7 days a week. 9am to 11pm

 Manuals for Magic Sat caravan systems including English Magicsat 2002a.

Apartment stackers now  stock items.

 

Use a single cable inside the wall for your sky+

Peter De Vries once said:

"My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too."

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. anon

Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.

Gallagher

The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

 ~ Homer Simpson

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.

~ Orson Welles

TV -- chewing gum for the eyes.

~ Frank Lloyd wright

Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like      watching. 

~Fran Lebowitz

I find television very educational.
Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.

~Groucho Marx

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.

Alan Corenk

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

Ann Landers 1918 - 2002

In France we have numerous self proclaimed sat tv experts. Definitions:

Courtesy of encylopedia.com

Described as or proclaimed to be such by oneself, without endorsement by others.

Courtesy of Urban Dictionary.

(1.)

Someone who thinks they knew how to do something but actually just screwed everything up.

(2.)

Someone who goes into a serious explanation of doing something fairly simple or unimportant like how to drive a bumper car.

 (3.)

When something just doesn't work how you want it to.

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Mayennesatellite, the original Freesat Specialist in France

known throughout Europe for Superior Service. Intense Value. Giving free advice with no confusing technical terms and no Bull.

Your recommendation is our commendation.  

We do more because we can!